March 2009
Sweaters Are Everywhere Tonight
On the banister. On the road. How do people keep losing their sweaters?
I haven’t gone into the night in a while. I like my sleep and my early mornings, so I’ve never been much of a late-nighter but tonight I hate Tewksbury and I hate that I’ve been entrusted to upkeep a dorm where disrespect fucking festers and the NOISE continues to hit the walls like puke: the rap music, loud...
Orders for ‘Aretha’s Hat’ Still Going Strong →
“The color comes from row upon row of custom-designed ladies’ hats, from unassuming berets to the kind of lavishly decorated headgear seen at the races at Ascot. The sound of the phone is thanks to Aretha Franklin, who stepped to a microphone at President Obama’s inauguration in January wearing an eye-catching gray fur felt hat trimmed with a huge sloping, rhinestone bow.
Now, the hat’s...
