March 2012
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“Dude, sucking at something is the first step towards becoming sort of good at...”
– Jake the Dog
“The scientists by large know more liberal arts, than the science known by...”
– Neil DeGrasse Tyson
(via scipsy)
“I know that critiquing the accuracy of a racist joke seems sort of like...”
– 4 Things The Jeremy Lin Story Reveals About Modern Racism | Cracked.com
“The whole Jeremy Lin story seems to be bringing out a new kind of racism that...”
– 4 Things The Jeremy Lin Story Reveals About Modern Racism | Cracked.com
“She’s hilarious. One day she’s going to pose so hard she’ll break something.”
– Tom & Lorenzo on Victoria Beckham
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Shit Tedward Says →
Who is Tedward?
Tedward has a messiah complex.
Tedward is a Caucasian 3rd generation trust fund baby who went to the 11th most expensive liberal arts college in the US.
He believes he can represent the needs of all Americans.
And what better way to mock the self-proclaimed voice of Occupy Wall Street than to simply quote him verbatim?
NOTE: None of the quotes have been altered in any way.
“Famous people are like time capsules to the year their careers peaked.”
– 5 Actors Who Do the Exact Same Thing in Every Movie | Cracked.com
“Nobody’s sure why directors have such a soft spot for the image of Brad...”
– 5 Actors Who Do the Exact Same Thing in Every Movie | Cracked.com
“There’s something about working in an animal shelter that’s...”
– 5 Things Nobody Tells You About Adopting a Dog | Cracked.com
“Good food begins and ends with the ingredients. The dishes you cook will only be...”
– Cooking Tips and Cooking Questions Answered - Cooking Light
“Doctors die, too. What’s unusual about them is not how much treatment they...”
– A Doctor on How Physicians Face the End of Life - WSJ.com
“If you tweet for 6 straight hours, your sleep cycle gets very staccato and you...”
– Tom & Lorenzo
“Just because technology can take the chance out of life doesn’t mean that...”
– Do You Really Want to Pick Your Seatmate on Facebook? | Edward Tenner | The Atlantic
“The kid who’s loading up on AP courses junior year or editing three campus...”
– The American Scholar: The Disadvantages of an Elite Education - William Deresiewicz
“Students from elite schools expect success, and expect it now. They have, by...”
– The American Scholar: The Disadvantages of an Elite Education - William Deresiewicz
“The elite like to think of themselves as belonging to a meritocracy, but that’s...”
– The American Scholar: The Disadvantages of an Elite Education - William Deresiewicz
“Elite schools pride themselves on their diversity, but that diversity is almost...”
– The American Scholar: The Disadvantages of an Elite Education - William Deresiewicz
“Graduates of elite schools are not more valuable than stupid people, or...”
– The American Scholar: The Disadvantages of an Elite Education - William Deresiewicz
“The last thing an elite education will teach you is its own inadequacy.”
– The American Scholar: The Disadvantages of an Elite Education - William Deresiewicz
“A decision to go to war should be based not on one man’s electoral prospects,...”
– Nuclear proliferation: Bombing Iran | The Economist
“Today’s troubles are real enough, but they relate more to policies than to...”
– Making Modernity Work | Foreign Affairs
“Terrorists don’t “hate our freedom,” they love their...”
– 4 Reasons Humans Will Never Understand Each Other | Cracked.com
“Tattoos theoretically could be thoughtful additions to your appearance....”
– Cracked.com
“Figure out how not to be a dick due to circumstances. Because pretty soon...”
– 5 Life Lessons You Only Learn Through Quitting Smoking | Cracked.com
“Always be a first-rate version of yourself, instead of a second-rate version of...”
– Judy Garland (via ninagarcia)
“A sure way to lose happiness, I found, is to want it at the expense of...”
– Bette Davis
(via ninagarcia)
“There comes a point when the urge to educate and be respectful of a group of...”
– Glee: On My Way | Tom & Lorenzo
