tight-roped

The tightrope between the cliffs of childhood and adulthood...I'm old enough and young enough. I'm too old and too young. I get marshmallow on my face when we make smores; when drunk I spill beer on my legs. Some nights I sleep with a stuffed animal in my bed; some nights I fuck him in it. I'm engaged to be married; I haven't yet left home.
~ Wednesday, August 26 ~
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(Faux) Movie Trailer of the Day: I would watch the hell out of Mario Kart: The Movie.

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I was always Peach or Bowser in Mario Kart, which might make me bipolar. I want to be the princess and the monster. But the cameo by Daisy is awesome since she’s my most recent favourite.


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    Why does Princess Peach sound exactly like...when they showed her? LOL
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    Someone. Please…
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    lmao, people have too much time on their hands
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    freakin awesome. lol
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    This is pretty much...best thing I’ve ever seen.
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    annelikescupidguy
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    was always Peach or Bowser in...Kart, which might make me bipolar. I want to be the...
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    LOL now that’s what you call a quality trailer! :D REBLOGGED, only because it’s curfewbeef’s favourite game, both in DS...
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